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cute-pet-animals-aww:

Surprise kiss

cute-pet-animals-aww:

Surprise kiss

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

rainaftersnowplease:

rainaftersnowplease:

Gotta find a nice lady for my Breton lady to smooch on.

Update: found awesome lady in temple of Dibella. Wooing currently underway.

second update: we are married and live in Whiterun (but soon Riften)

rainaftersnowplease:

Gotta find a nice lady for my Breton lady to smooch on.

Update: found awesome lady in temple of Dibella. Wooing currently underway.

waitforitplease:

I’m going to take today off and let my legs recover from the last two days of squatting. I’ll be good this week and let my legs rest so I can smash a PR or two on the first when I test for my 1 RM. Might do some bench work just to start pushing weight again.

After that, I’ll be running a truncated version of the Magnusson/Ortmayer deadlift routine during the Smolov break. I might see about extending it into the Intense/Taper after that. I’ll play it by ear and see how my legs feel.

Please, can you manslate "All women are called by God to be wives and mothers, but not all men are called to be husbands and fathers"? It's just so hard for me to understand with my poor female brain. :c
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manslator:

im-beheaded-atleastiwas-wedded:

manslator:

Manslation: Religion is a convenient, albeit thin, veil for my belief in the subjugation of women; that men should be able to do as they wish, while women should be relegated to the narrow gender roles of my choosing.

Alternate translation: I have never read the book of ester and ignore Deborah, generally I avoid the female centric parts of the bible because it would call me out on being an asshole but thats ok because mary was called to be the mother of jesus so I must be right.

^ Alternate manslation by someone who knows more about the Bible than I do.