Hey people! Remember how I do that writing thing? Want your very own rasp write to call your own? (Also, want to help me avoid financial insolvency and keep pace with my student loan payments?)
Well, you’re in luck, because I’m opening up slots for commissions.
It’s simple: I will write for any pairing in any fandom. If I don’t know your fandom, I’ll learn it! I’ve done that before, with some pretty nice results. My only caveats are that I will not write non-con smuttiness. Don’t want ship!fic? That’s wonderful too! Just tell me what you’d like to see, and I will write it for you. Got OCs, fairy tales, or comic book characters you’d like to see doing specific things (or each other)? Amazing; let me at ‘em.
Pricing will be very simple: $1 will get you 50 words. After you hit $30, I’ll double my word count. To be a little more clear:
$1 = 50 words
$5 = 250 words
$10 = 500 words
$20 = 1,000 words
After you hit that $30 mark, you get more fic for your buck:
$30 = 3,000 words
$35 = 3,500 words
My limit will be 5,000 words ($50).
Here’s how it’s gonna go down: I’m opening up four, count ‘em, four slots for commissions.
- 750-word piece
- 5,000-word piece
Once those four slots are filled, I’ll close commissions until they are all completed.
Want to get in on that action? Simply send me a non-anonymous ask with your request, and how long you’d like the fic to be. If your request is accepted, I’ll respond with my PayPal email address. Apologies, but I will require payment in advance – simply email me proof that you have sent the appropriate amount of money, and I will match it up with my PayPal activity, and get to work on your fic!
Only two spots left, friends and internet neighbors!
This is a commission for my good friend royalrioter. He wanted to see the bond between a trainer and their first Pokemon.
If you like what you see, commissions are still open! This one is a 750-word commission. It’s a few words over, but that happens in writing sometimes.
Thanks so much for your support, Royal.
Sleep Powder Send-Off
He’s ten years old, and everyone wants a Squirtle. Thick-shelled surfing turtles ready to catch some waves. The beach is a walk as many minutes from his house as the Pokémon lab, but an impromptu midmorning surf doubles that distance. He emerges from the water with the ocean clinging to him almost in askance of his return, but he ignores its proximate herald and thumps up the beach toward town.
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
They claim it’s “too expensive”
It’s to protect after-school sports, which most schools funnel money into and rely on (through boosters, etc.) for revenue they need but don’t get from the government.
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WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS
This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil